"You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. "
"We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're importing victims?! Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem! You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard! But just a normal guy, this fuckin' guy?! What the fuck did he ever do to anybody?! That ain't right!!"
"You've been around a lot of corpses, now tell me is that normal?"
"The feet thing?"
"Yes the feet thing"
"It happens"
"Well could you do something about it"
"Like what, kill him again?"
"I want to see you first thing tomorrow morning in my office"
"Yes your honour"
"Gee that doesn't sound good at all"
"No it doesn't sound good, what would sound good to you?"
"Breakfast!"
"Shut up!"
"How fast can you run?
"As fast as a leopard"
"How fast will you run?"
"As fast as a leopard"
"This is a castle, and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!" ~Indiana Jones
Clear? Why a 4-year-old child could understand this report.... Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.
Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.....
I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis system of government, supreme executive derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
~ Monty Python
"This is not military issue air man, what sort of uniform is that?"
"Cretan camouflage, if you want to blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better" ~ Good Morning Vietnam
"If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water"
